Some people shouldn’t touch anything in the kitchen
Just reminded myself quite effectively why i don’t cook with a fairly deep cut into my left middle finger while slicing bread. Now i’m typing this with 9 fingers and it sucks big time. Of course such shit only happens when you’re home alone. At least i managed to rush through our flat getting things off the hotplate, cleaning the wound and searching for a plaster without leaving a trail of blood. Guess it’ll be lots of outside dining in the foreseeable future for me.